16
Oct
Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan
Social icons by Tim van Damme
LMAO Lawd….
(Source: biglilkim)
13
Oct
Clever.
So many people will not get this….
*snickers* This just made my day a bit brighter…lol
lmao I love it.
ExampleFox News: A man was stabbed nearly to death in a park 6:30 Sunday morning.
My Mom: I bet a white man did it. Black people don’t even get up that early. We don’t even kill on Sundays. That’s the lord’s day.
DEAD
LMFAO
LMAO I cant
07
Oct
I really can’t with y’all right now…..*deuces*
06
Oct
here’s what the #PeechWalk protests: bullshit.
here are our demands:
- let us feel sexy
- let us get our sexy on
- must have heaps of photos of sexy people
- there will be corndogs
- we demand cat macros
- we’d also like dog macros
- there must be laughter
- there…
Can we trade corndogs for tacos? Or are the corndogs ‘symbolic’? LMAO
solongandthanksforallthe-pasta:
$75.50
Woah, naughty girl.
$78. Oh.
$25 dolla
ok
$4.50
woop woop REBEL
$11.00
$81.50 i’m not surprised
16.50$
gdi
$4.50
$23 ….yep..
$29 XD
$44.50 :I
Holla holla get $15.50.
$30 … oh
$32.50
$46
well shit.$14.50
$29.00
$5.00
$5.50
We shit. I feel like a whore. $76.50
$81.50 jesus
$55 wow
$87 and I say it proudly dammit.
Your opinion is not my fact. Better yet, your opinion is not your fact either. It’s an opinion and under the right circumstances, your opinion may change.
1+1=2 is a fact….although don’t ask Beyonce’ about it because for her, it’s alge…al…algebru….you know what she meant dammit.
Peoples opinions aren’t always going to match yours. What you may find insensitive, racist, sexist, etc. may not even bother the next person to your level of irritation. The whole ‘if you’re not with us, you’re against us’ concept doesn’t really work on every single thing.
Chill.
05
Oct
every time i hear this song, i feel embarrassed (even when i’m alone) because i used to think it was about shopping.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LMAO I just hollered!!! Now I’m reminded of the video….smh
04
Oct
I am fucking dying…omg.
“How the government gonna have a 350 credit score? Huh? Pay your bills, B! Balance the budget! But you gon’ tell me if I have a bad credit score I can’t even get a car?! Man, fuck y’all.”
Dy.Ing.
LMAO “you bastards reached 14.6 trillion dollars before you realized “oh shit! we’ve reached the debt ceiling!” ?!”
Omg!!! He’s too right though. Get your life in order, that’s the truth. And I’m with that not paying a god damn cent back. This government aint doing shit we want it to do with our money, why the fuck should we pay back something they actually really owe us?
“shit got me sweatin..you know why? Cause yall didnt pay the fuckin light bill on earth!”
(Source: ida-b-wells-b-whippin-yo-ass)